Which StretchiFlex hat are you?! 😜
Cause if teen quizzes and merch drops aren’t the heart of artistic wellness, what even is?
As you’re already very aware, we celebrated our one-year anniversary (!!!) with a small but mighty drop of emotional-support hats for YOU (aka performers). Think: caffeine-fuelled chaos, full-body feels, and a whole lot of main-character energy.
But we know decision fatigue is real - especially when every option feels like your inner monologue (hehe you’re welcome).
So let’s make it easy. Take our completely scientific and totally serious quiz to find your perfect match.
Grab a pen and paper, or mentally note down which selection you make (A through F).
Pick the phrase that best sums you up on a Monday morning:
A. Coffee first. Then ✨magic✨.
B. 🎶 Good morning Baltimore 🎶
C. Can’t find my socks but I’m thriving.
D. Plié then sob. It’s called balance.
E. Vocally warmed up and emotionally unwell.
F. No thoughts, just drama.
What’s in your bag right now?
A. My personalised keep cup and a notebook full of ideas.
B. Sunglasses, even indoors.
C. Six snacks and no water bottle
D. Six snacks, two water bottles and some deep heat.
E. My vocal steamer and spare tea bags.
F. A monologue and a candle.
Your current playlist vibe:
A. Power pop, showtunes, and whatever gets me out of bed with minimal resistance.
B. Movie soundtracks that make my walk to Woolies feel like a plot twist.
C. Lo-fi beats to overthink to.
D. Sad contemporary piano. For vibes. And floorwork.
E. Musical theatre ballads (that end in a key change and a breakdown, ideally).
F. Instrumental strings, rain sounds, and the occasional villain monologue. (Basically just thunder and applause).
Pick your go-to pick-me-up:
A. Triple shot. Zero regrets.
B. Stare at myself in the mirror mouthing, “you’re a star.”
C. Interpretive dance in my kitchen. For the neighbours.
D. Catching my breath between reps, daydreaming my DWTS moment.
E. Sing through the Les Mis soundtrack like it’s therapy.
F. Wearing an outfit that’s ✨too much✨ for the supermarket.
You’re cast in a show. You’re playing:
A. Jack-of-all-trades, star of the ensemble.
B. The lead, obviously.
C. The unhinged sidekick.
D. The tortured dancer - fuelled by audience tears.
E. The misunderstood vocal powerhouse - making every song a personal anthem.
F. A chandelier. It’s a statement.
Your pre-rehearsal vibe check:
A. Coffee. Snacks. Notebook. Forgot my pen and lunch.
B. Arrive early, looking mysteriously important.
C. Late, loud, and holding a large iced coffee.
D. Stretching while spilling the latest drama.
E. Hitting whistle notes during warm-up.
F. Sighing deeply in a vintage scarf.
Your dream gig is:
A. A touring show fuelled by late nights and strong coffees.
B. A sold-out indie film where you’re the lead.
C. A chaotic fringe festival run with your besties.
D. The dream role you’ve been dancing in your room since 12.
E. Broadway, West End… make it both.
F. A Shakespeare adaptation where you die beautifully.
And now… the moment you’ve been waiting for 🎈
Mostly A’s?
You’re: I Am Caffeinated Art
You’re an idea machine powered by espresso and sheer will. You’ve got 13 tabs open, 7 projects half-started, and a to-do list that’s mostly vibes. Your life (and mind) is an art to be reckoned with - and you’re everyone’s hype girl.
This hat is your daily reminder: messy minds make magic, too.
Mostly B’s?
You’re: Main Character Energy and this hat is your crown.
Your life has a soundtrack, and yes, everyone can hear it. You people-watch like it’s plot development and somehow always have perfect lighting. This isn’t just a hat. It’s a calling.
Mostly C’s?
You’re: Powered by Coffee and Chaos
You thrive in the eye of the storm. You’ve probably scheduled your meltdown for 3pm and your comeback for 3:15. Friends call you “iconic,” “unhinged (in a good way),” and “surprisingly productive.”
This hat is your badge of honour. Wear it like you wore socks to an audition that weren’t matching - with pride.
Mostly D’s?
You’re: All I Do Is Dance and Cry
You can’t hear a song without instantly choreographing the whole routine - tears, jazz hands, or both. You cry through every dance solo and your hamstrings are always on stretch alert. That anterior pelvic tilt? Yeah, it’s real (sorry not sorry), but so is your unstoppable sass and borderline perfect posture. This hat? Basically your spirit animal.
Mostly E’s?
You’re: All I Do Is Sing and Cry
You’ve never met a ballad you couldn’t turn into a full-blown life event. Verse 1? Vulnerable. Verse 2? Existential crisis. Key change? Emotional annihilation. Whether it’s a packed theatre, a dimly lit studio, or your own bathroom acoustics, you give it everything. The shower is your warm-up room, cue hairbrush for mic, and this hat keeps you on brand from soundcheck to standing ovation.
Mostly F’s?
You’re: I Am Dramatic Art (coming soon!)
You were born in the spotlight. Probably left the womb with jazz hands. You don’t enter rooms - you arrive. You’re not over-the-top. You are the top.
This hat’s in production because frankly, we needed something as iconic as you.
Want your hat?! 🥰
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Let us know which one you are you! (And which one are you buying anyway because ✨feelings✨)
Our store will pause August 14, 3pm until September 5, 9am AEST while I’m traveling Sri Lanka ✨💕
We are grateful for one year with you!!!
Happy Friday and much love,
Carolyn x
